OK, so of course it’s not really Rolex. It’s still damned funny though.

Rolex Superlative Sand. Officially Certified. The inscription reads "Sable du Temps" which translates to "Sand of Time."
It’s actually a conceptual art installation by Viennese artist Michael Marcovici. His description of the display is very brief, and not being well versed in things arty I might be off the mark, but I’ll hazard a few guesses toward its meaning. Perhaps the use of the iconic “Rolex” imagery is meant to help quantify the the sum of time across a lifetime, to give it more direct relevance when it’s something often easily overlooked otherwise and remind us not to squander it.
Or perhaps it’s a spoof of the entire notion of using an expensive watch to quantify the passing of ones life, a parody made by highlighting an even more obsolete technology than mechanical watches.
Or maybe it’s even a stab at modern luxury consumerism when much less costly means can be used to track time, especially when the grander scale of a lifetime puts their resolution into perspective: what’s +6/-4 seconds a day over the entire course of a life? Does it really matter even slightly?
In any case, I thought it was a good bit of fun. And thankfully for the artist at least, art and parody are usually seen as protected speech in most jurisdictions, so hopefully he needn’t fear getting a nastygram letter from Rolex’s famously and prolifically litigious attorneys.
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Actually, Ryan, in much the same way that Rolex has the real moon watch, it seems you’ve stumbled onto another fact from the Rolex shadow-world. Rolex sand really does measure your lifetime. This is not symbolic. I’d stock up if I were you.
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I would, but I can’t seem to find it on eBay. Do I have to go to a Rolex Authorized Dealer? Can I expect any discounting?
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Not surprising. But of course. You are free to expect, just as they are free to disembowel you for asking :)
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It’s only fair I suppose. What are we to expect? After all, it takes a whole year to make a bag of that sand even though other suppliers just find it on the ground. And it is really superlative – that’s not just any sand, that’s 904L sand!
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I was wondering how long it took to gather that sand……………
Maybe a year?
jim
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